Whenever attending a Family Law Court hearing...
I wear my Roger Ramjet T-shirt under my dress shirt, and a particular pair of undies. I do this because the first time I wore this combination, things started to go well in court.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:00, 21 replies)

Silky undies?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:20, closed)

Don't lawyers
wear their silks?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:42, closed)

Mmmmmmm silks.
Not sure, I would ask rswipe but she will try and groom me again.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:43, closed)

Nope
They're a plain blue pair of cotton "Rio" brand, that have a couple of small dollops of silicone rubber on them from when I made a mold of my cock using a special casting rubber for NDI (non-destructive inspection), so I could make some special ice blocks for my wife and her friend.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:15, closed)

Have you ever considered just not being an abject failure of a husband and father instead?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:06, closed)

Yes
perhaps the endless appearances in court are God's way of telling you to stop getting married.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:09, closed)

For the record....
all the court hearings have been in relation to just one child, who's mother I never married, and as such was not her husband. The child who now lives with me and my wife of nine years,finally has a chance in life,and seems to be quite happy that she is no longer subject to her psychotic mother's whims.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:09, closed)

Take that.
And if you don't i'll get big man on ya.
( rjmrjm, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:15, closed)