Our workplace has a professional masseur come around every few weeks to give discounted shoulder and neck massages to those who want them.

I guess it reflects ritualised behaviour of sorts when you walk in and throw your crumpled notes on the small drawers beside the massage table instead of handing them to the lady.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:16, 4 replies)

Do Health & Safety have a policy on happy endings?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:26, closed)

oh god do you work here?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:48, closed)

It could be any
of dozens of places you visit though, couldn't it?
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:01, closed)

what?
oh. right. hahaha. except not.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:00, closed)