Everytime my cat farts
I have to recite poetry by Goethe, in original German, and to the tune of Erasures "Love to hate you"
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:58, 7 replies)

If this doesn't win
Then there's something very wrong.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:59, closed)

Truly...

The best yet.

Winner.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:29, closed)

I salute your weirdness
It would be truly mental if you fed your cat fart-inducing food specifically so you had to recite the poetry!
As is, 9/10 on the wibble scale.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:51, closed)

Can you give me a chapter of "The Critique of Pure Reason", spoken to "Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik
next time kitty has a dig in the litter tray.
Please.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:51, closed)

No!
That would be crazy now, would it not?
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:26, closed)

This is the all time QOTW champion
I only wish I could click many more times.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:43, closed)

You as well?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:29, closed)