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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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I have this weird ritual...
Every night before I go to bed, I ask my invisible friend to bring me joy, or money, or a car.

Then, on Sunday, I go to a big building with all my friends and we ask our invisible friend (on his day off) for more stuff and other stupid things.

It doesn't really work, though. I think it's because he's too busy giving people cancer and starving black people.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:33, 9 replies)
It's fairly obvious that god hates poor people
I just wonder why they bother with him.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:37, closed)
Don't forget ordering people to cover up child abuse.
He's very good at pandering to pathetic old fucks in palaces.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:05, closed)
But he always needs more money.

(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:10, closed)
Yeah, for some reason.
Anyone would think the old nazi fuck wanted to pay more rent boys.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:30, closed)
Don't be silly.
Altar boys are free.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:42, closed)
Tithing is a serious business as far as many churches are concerned.
Now if anyone else asks for a percentage of your income to increase their own income & they're NOT the taxman then you might have a problem.
Otherwise shuush up & enjoy the celestial love that God only gives to those who put money in the church's coffers.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 6:01, closed)
Christopher Hitchens died for your sins and this is all you can fucking manage.
He might as well not have bothered infecting himself with cankers.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:23, closed)
I heard he asked for a priest on his deathbed
And converted him.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:09, closed)
very well done!

(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:32, closed)

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