I have this weird ritual...
Every night before I go to bed, I ask my invisible friend to bring me joy, or money, or a car.

Then, on Sunday, I go to a big building with all my friends and we ask our invisible friend (on his day off) for more stuff and other stupid things.

It doesn't really work, though. I think it's because he's too busy giving people cancer and starving black people.
( RarelyEvil, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:33, 9 replies)

It's fairly obvious that god hates poor people
I just wonder why they bother with him.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:37, closed)

Don't forget ordering people to cover up child abuse.
He's very good at pandering to pathetic old fucks in palaces.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:05, closed)

But he always needs more money.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:10, closed)

Yeah, for some reason.
Anyone would think the old nazi fuck wanted to pay more rent boys.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 3:30, closed)

Don't be silly.
Altar boys are free.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:42, closed)

HEY!
Tithing is a serious business as far as many churches are concerned.
Now if anyone else asks for a percentage of your income to increase their own income & they're NOT the taxman then you might have a problem.
Otherwise shuush up & enjoy the celestial love that God only gives to those who put money in the church's coffers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 6:01, closed)

Christopher Hitchens died for your sins and this is all you can fucking manage.
He might as well not have bothered infecting himself with cankers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:23, closed)

I heard he asked for a priest on his deathbed
And converted him.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:09, closed)

very well done!

(OTT, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:32, closed)