A few of my rituals over the years.....
For a number of years, I used to make the same pasta dish every Monday night for dinner. I love the taste of it, and it was something to look forward to.

When moving into a new place, I always set up these three things first, in this order: 1/TV, 2/ lounge seating, 3/ bed. Everything else can wait!

When I was 3 years old, to get to the bathroom I had to go through the lounge and always used to say 'good morning' to the old b&w TV in the corner.

I religiously watch Bathurst every year. My wife knows on that Sunday I watch the race and am not to be disturbed unless the house is on fire.
And she is to bring me beer!

Mid-October every year I put the soundtrack to the movie 'Sliver' in the car and listen to it until end of February. Why? Well, it was a
pretty significant time in my life in 1993-94, and I like living with the memories.

Finally, every Friday 13 November at 9:25pm I listen to Kate Bush's "Oh to be in Love", as on that day at that time in '87, I helped a girl named JF lose her virginity. And the song pretty much tells the story.
(Sebulba continues to fight evil with evil....., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:37, 11 replies)

You have not had sex for 24 years
AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, closed)

^ what Mary said ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:17, closed)

BRING ME BEER!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, closed)

Kate bush based that song on how you deflowered a young girl?
Was she watching?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:19, closed)

*gets a chubby*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, closed)

I too have had full sexual intercourse.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:44, closed)

*high fives*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:33, closed)

oh yes
bet your wife loves it that you like to sit down and remember fucking another woman
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:45, closed)

Silly.
He doesn't have a wife, only memories.

Sweet, sweet memories.

And the knowledge that such time is passed, and will never be again.

Oh god.

OH GOD!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:10, closed)

You last did this in 2009
and are not due to do it again until 2015 for that is the next time that the 13 nov is on a Friday.
(karnuvap, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:53, closed)

spoil sport
Why ruin a good story with facts. Let him to his sex fantasies.
(justin(e), Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:22, closed)