Smashing, thanks.
Took the kids to a couple of parties. Did an afternoon of Christmas shopping. Got mangled with some friends. Transplanted a few fruit bushes and planted out the last of the spring veg.

How was your weekend ... whoever you are?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:40, 1 reply)

Some people have no manners.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:46, closed)

Good god.
They let you breed?
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:09, closed)

I NO RITE?
They've let me breed. Me ... a married, middle-class, white male with a doctorate, a large income and his own house. It's political correctness gone mad.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:40, closed)

This is a stalker's wet dream.
Can you post your bank details, please?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:44, closed)

Cheeky sod.
Pictures of genitals first.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, closed)

WEBCAM ON

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:46, closed)

I, too, would like a computer
with an interface from an 80s film.

ACCESS PENTAGON MAINFRAME
DOWNLOAD SECRET DOCUMENTS
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:51, closed)

INITIATE THERMONUCLEAR ARMAGGEDON

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, closed)

R Tape Loading Error

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, closed)

This is the only reason the Cuban missile crisis didn't lead to a third world war.
True story.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:26, closed)

Only an idiot
would argue otherwise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, closed)

I DISAGREE!
Wait ... have I fallen into some cunning trap and made myself look foolish again?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, closed)

Er,
right.

I'll resist the obvious.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:28, closed)

That's going to reduce your post rate by about 98%

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, closed)

Zing!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, closed)