A pearoast...
... I think.

Every moring, the first thing I do when I get out of be is to move the curtain back a bit, have a look outside and see what the weather is like. Every morning, my wife with then ask me "What's it like outside?" and every morning, I will reply "It's big and there's no ceiling"

This has gone on every morning for the last ten years that me and Mrs ScousersPet have lived together.
(ScousersPet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:43, 2 replies)

I always say it's big and scary when asked the same question.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:46, closed)

!
Thank-you for the inspiration

Will make a change from the usual - "Full of dead people" - we back on to a cemetery
(Biff..., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:37, closed)