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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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I peel oranges in a unique way
Using my Swiss army knife (small blade), I score the skin carefully around the 'equator'. Then I do the 'Greenwich meridian', i.e. pole to pole and back again. Finally I do the meridian at 90 degrees to that.

The skin is now scored into eight equal segments. I peel alternate segments, admiring the beauty of the semi-peeled fruit for a few seconds before peeling off the remaining segments and eating the orange normally.

I've been doing this for many years and, according to Mrs G, it's one of my less annoying habits. She gets really narked when I fold my crip packets into a neat triangle, so I have to save them sometimes and do them when she's not around.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:52, 9 replies)
I only use the large blade for food. Apples, Mars bars, nougat etc. The small blade is for opening letters/parcels and other 'non-food' purposes.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:24, closed)
Don't you have any teeth?

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:30, closed)
for blowjobs again?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:42, closed)
if you have Parkinsons.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:52, closed)
I think you'll find the small one is ideal for cutting through orange skin too

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:40, closed)
a rampage through the cast of TOWIE?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:20, closed)
Now THAT deserves a click
For the joke, and for possibly implanting the idea into someone's head...
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:21, closed)
It would make an excellent
end of year special.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:22, closed)
I do the crisp packet triangle as well

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:19, closed)

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