I peel oranges in a unique way
Using my Swiss army knife (small blade), I score the skin carefully around the 'equator'. Then I do the 'Greenwich meridian', i.e. pole to pole and back again. Finally I do the meridian at 90 degrees to that.

The skin is now scored into eight equal segments. I peel alternate segments, admiring the beauty of the semi-peeled fruit for a few seconds before peeling off the remaining segments and eating the orange normally.

I've been doing this for many years and, according to Mrs G, it's one of my less annoying habits. She gets really narked when I fold my crip packets into a neat triangle, so I have to save them sometimes and do them when she's not around.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:52, 9 replies)

Blade
I only use the large blade for food. Apples, Mars bars, nougat etc. The small blade is for opening letters/parcels and other 'non-food' purposes.
(Frakkus is blowing bubbles in the bath, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:24, closed)

Don't you have any teeth?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:30, closed)

Trolling
for blowjobs again?
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:42, closed)

Only
if you have Parkinsons.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:52, closed)

I think you'll find the small one is ideal for cutting through orange skin too

(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:40, closed)

Planning
a rampage through the cast of TOWIE?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:20, closed)

Now THAT deserves a click
For the joke, and for possibly implanting the idea into someone's head...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:21, closed)

It would make an excellent
end of year special.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:22, closed)

I do the crisp packet triangle as well

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:19, closed)