so stop posting
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:56, 1 reply)

Oh zing.
You like totally pwned me there with your playground "I know you are but what am I?" comeback. I have been bested. Call the internet paramedics because I am totally crying into my deflated ego.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:48, closed)

Have to agree.
I much prefer the playground "ooooh you got me there, boo hoo I'm so upset" sarcasm.
( Spunkmeyer, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:50, closed)

You take this
way too seriously.
(username failed moderation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:20, closed)

Yeah. Got me there.
www.b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1465398
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:43, closed)

Will this madness
never end?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:13, closed)

I'm still curious as to why
you think any of this bothers me in the slightest.

I mean, just because you say I'm all upset about it, and stuff, doesn't mean I am.

Anyway, upshot it, you're a bit of a tool. But only as far as being a minor irritation on an internet forum, which to me is about as serious as finding a hole in my sock.

Keep pummeling the keys 'Doc'. 100,000 by the end of the year, you know you can do it!
(username failed moderation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:30, closed)

And some more dreary words to demonstrate how well you understand the concept of a comedy website.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)