I'm a bit pissed, I've just replied to a post that indirectly references me...
I've sent a gaz too... and I have no idea what I'm going to say if either my post or my gaz get a reply :/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:01, 31 replies)

I *really* want to delete this now...
But my kitten-preservation instincts are too strong
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:04, closed)

Fuck 'em, more of them where they came from.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:05, closed)

You're not seriously advising me to delete this, are you?
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:06, closed)

It's not AB's fault. He's upset.
He spent all last night trying to give his wife oral pleasure, but could find the right fold.

On the upside he did recover £8.60 in loose change the remote control for the upstairs telly.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 16:42, closed)

It's funny, because I am fat.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 22:56, closed)

True. Fat = Funny.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:37, closed)

can we keep this a Comedy website?
What you're doing is a Pointing/yelling website.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 1:18, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/wingingit/post1919169
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:39, closed)

yanbu

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:07, closed)

Doesn't matter, the mods are shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:07, closed)

Funnily enough, you're not the first person to mention this to me!
You are however the second AND third...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:11, closed)

Are you a mod?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:12, closed)

I bet he's never even bought a Jam record.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:13, closed)

No, but the pub I used to work in had Down in the Tube Station at Midnight on several times an hour
So I'm honourary, or something.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:14, closed)

Honorary?
Honourary?

Definitely one of those
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:14, closed)

Honor Blackman.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:16, closed)

Racist

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:20, closed)

This confuses me.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:28, closed)

Here's the bullet points for you:
-I'm a bit of dick
-but I think I'm funny
-but I'm a bit of a dick
-and I think I get away with it mostly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:30, closed)

You sound like me.
Are you me?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:41, closed)

I don't think so...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:42, closed)

Hi Kenny, you don't know me - I just wanted to say I usually enjoy your posts but struggle to think of anything to say in reply.
This is the non-sequitur thread, right?
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 0:44, closed)

Thanks dude :)
This one wasn't really up to my usual standards, it was just alcohol-fuelled nonsense :/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 8:49, closed)

is your missus still dead?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 6:54, closed)

No, she's just asleep. Have you got cameras set up or something?
Jess is still dead though, very much so.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 8:47, closed)

Sidekick, are you saying his missus is Jesus?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 31 Mar 2013, 19:44, closed)

No, Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Newsflash- he's still dead. (SNL reference)

( Wanderer, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 8:31, closed)

There is probably a reason why your life isn't going a great as you'd like it.
Statements like that are a kind of massive indicative arrow.

Root cause, and all that.

Just saying, for the fun of it... maybe if you're not such a cunt all the time, you won't have to angrily react to people who are cross at you because you are a cunt, making you cross at them and therefore being a cunt all the time. Ad nauseam.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 3:39, closed)

It really sucks that replies cannot win or at least fp.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 5:27, closed)

I usually try not to feed the trolls, but... What? The? Fuck?
I know I'm a day late to this, but I had to jump in (blah blah 'white knighting' blah blah)

Professor Kenny Martin is one of the nicest people on this site as far as I can tell, and this was just plain nasty.

That is all.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:02, closed)

Hey Janet Aylia
Please go and see someone about your mental illness. I genuinely mean that. You don't see it because you're ill.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 1:00, closed)