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I once won a gas boiler from The Guardian. Tell us about times you've won, and the excellent and/or crappy prizes you've lifted.

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i had sex with my wife last night
and i won
i came first



let it begin
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:58, 9 replies)
"Let it begin" was what she said, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:08, closed)

first
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:15, closed)

wife hand
first on my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:19, closed)
Fucking hell!!?!?!!
I haven't read anything even aproaching as unoriginal since the Dr Who knock-knock joke.
You really are amazing!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:28, closed)
Oh, oh, I've got one:
When she doesn't want to go to the Carribean, d'ya'maker?
Or perhaps when a further trip is required -- d'ya'cart'er? Eh' Eh? Eh!!?!!?!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:29, closed)
My wife's gone to the West Indies
Really? Jamaica?
No, she went by her own accord.

It's that old, it needs to be read in the style of a pathe newsreel.
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her Honda Accord?

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:26, closed)
According to my tally,
you came 56th. I'm not sure she came at all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:43, closed)
she did
After everybody had left.
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