burp, fart and sneeze at the same time.

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:02, 19 replies)

As you get older,
this is a given. Just add 'a little wee' at the same time.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:04, closed)

sorry forgot the wee

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:07, closed)

I take it that...
..this is immediately before dying?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:06, closed)

Indeed number 5
I want to find out if your eyes really do pop out and of course the whole immortality thing...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:08, closed)

Question is
would you then be blind if immortality turns out to be true????
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:31, closed)

hmm good question
I think your eyes are connected to the optic nerve, it would be painful but these badboys should "see" you through, so you could put them back in.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:48, closed)

Makes me think of that bit in Kill Bill
with the chopsticks. *shivers*
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:54, closed)

Very clever.
I'm pretty sure it has been ruled that this act will make you immortal.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:09, closed)

Ah
The holy trinity
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:12, closed)

I managed 2/3 the other day...
and felt pleasantly at peace with the world. Presumably if you manage all three its a warp-pipe to nirvana.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:17, closed)

I sneezed and farted
At the same time once, for some reason the fart came out at the same speed as the sneeze.

It stung my ballon knot so much I nearly cried.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:19, closed)

hahahah
I once was in polite company at dinner and I was about to sneeze so held it in. The sneeze was silent, but the fart I expulsed wasn't.

Something had to give.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:16, closed)

Haha!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:42, closed)

.... Been there

( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:54, closed)

Total Body Explosion
Once, all the biorhythms synchronised and the cycles converged, in one glorious, terrible moment: I burped, farted, sneezed, hiccuped and coughed all at the same time.

I was a pale, sweaty shivering wreck. I don't recommend it.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:26, closed)

Lucky your
bowels weren't full then?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:53, closed)

are you immortal?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:49, closed)

When we were kids . .
me and my brothers always tried to do this, we called it 'open airways', strange bunch!
(jonnyninetails, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:58, closed)

I hope that the whole immortality thing is due to me once posting that my brother told me that is what happens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:50, closed)