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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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my dreams are simple, really
all i want before i die is to have my secret volcano lair, my obedient, muscular and oiled henchmen and total global domination.
that's not much to ask, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:49, 12 replies)
What
about the big Persian cat on your lap? By the sounds of it your hands will be busy stroking other things..
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:13, closed)
i don't really like cats
but sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads? hell, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:57, closed)
Pretty similar to mine then.
Apart from I want an army of Devon Aoki and Lucy Liu lookalikes and some komodo dragons as guard-lizards.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:39, closed)
i'd have the lizards
but the henchmen mean i don't need the others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:58, closed)
Try
Killing Mister Bond before telling him your overly complex plan. After that everthing else will just fall into place..guaranteed.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:47, closed)
oh, i never reveal my plans
and i stay to watch my enemies die, instead of trusting my minions to do the job properly. i shoot, i don't soliloquise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:55, closed)

There's a definite homoerotic edge to this fantasy.....
(hairybuddha, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:14, closed)
there would be if i was a bloke

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:41, closed)

Bollox. Quite.
(hairybuddha, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:18, closed)
I would like to do this.
But with lady guards :)

Aaaaaaaaaaaand now I have "Skullcrusher Mountain" stuck in my head....
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:58, closed)
what about lady guards with skullcrusher thighs?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:15, closed)
Ooooh....
Yes please!
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:11, closed)

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