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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Learn to skateboard and ride a motorbike.

Have sex with at least one of the five women on my "list". (Christina Ricci, Kylie, Nicole Kidman, Keely Hawes and the woman form the BT adverts at the minute)

Make sure my sons know the difference between right and wrong.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:13, 3 replies)
you and i have similar tastes in women
except the BT woman. i shall replace her with Kate Beckinsale.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:39, closed)
Esther Hall
That's the name of the poppet in the BT ads. Just so you know what to bellow at the vinegar strokes.

Mind you, I don't know if I could. Not with someone called Esther.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, closed)
However
You could have rhyming fun shouting her name as you get the jester's boots, immediately prior to ejaculation.

I saw her in Covent Garden once. Much slimmer in real life than she is on the telly. And she was with a guy wearing a blazer and deck shoes, which in my mind makes her a bit of an disappointing idiot.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:31, closed)

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