I disagree
Much as I hate the way soccer pollutes the airwaves, Internet and printed media, it does keep the proles under control quite effectively.

Better would be to simply keep it behind closed doors and ban it from the media. If handled properly this could see attendances soar, and clubs would have to pay players what they could afford from gate takings, meaning right-minded individuals like me don't have to pay a surcharge on groceries and TV licence/subscriptions. Bring it on...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:55, 1 reply)

But I'd still know it was happening.
I may not be able to see it, but it'd still be there.

Football. Unkillable and unstoppable, like a dalek made of cancer.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:15, closed)

I must remember this for future use.

( MatJ LOOK, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:41, closed)