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Work out why I'm here.
(jvz, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:01, 8 replies)

You're here...
To be happy, calm and to try not to be angry with anyone no matter what race or religion they are. You then have to pass this attutiude on to you kids so that someday the human race will evolve enough to chill the fuck out and just get on with each other.

Either that or you're here to touch boobs
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:24, closed)

You are here...
...purely by random chance. A few proteins etc jiggled around and resulted in the configuration 'you'.
There is no purpose for your being here (other than procreation), except what you choose to define for yourself. You could do far worse than Dwarfsmuggler's.
Hmm....boobies.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:07, closed)

Because your dad shagged your mum

(McChinaman banned, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:55, closed)

You're not. None of this is real. You don't exist.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26, closed)

I think therefore I am
And I touch boobs
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:03, closed)

Cognito Ergo
Boob?
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:47, closed)

You are a tit

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:20, closed)

You are here...
to make money for other people. Someone, somewhere, will be making a profit out of your existence. Even if you loaf around, they'll be hoovering up the tax you pay.
(chutneyweasel, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:41, closed)