Fly a hercules cargo-plane over The City, dropping ravenous grizzly bears with parachutes as I go
Airborne ursine terror raining from the skies, sent to rend and tear your fleshy little wheeling dealing shits to pieces

(ahem)
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:38, 7 replies)

Fire a stinger missile

( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:42, closed)

anti-bearcraft fire?
(FondaAccord, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 19:48, closed)

Potential logistical problem -
Once landed, how will the bears detach themselves from their parachutes? I have visions of them blundering about tripping over their chutes and getting themselves all tangled up.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:46, closed)

Indeed...
perhaps some mechanism to detect they've landed then pop open.

This has me in serious thought.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:08, closed)

Bearses has sharp clawses

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:16, closed)

Actually
all you need is Yogi bear ( he is smarter than the average bear so a parachute release harness shouldn't be a problem)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:26, closed)

You could
fit more bears in a C-17
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:22, closed)

You could land a C-17 on Docklands.
And instead of the bears, drive an MBT out the back (my fave would be a Merkava) and go a-hunting.

Possibly interesting factoid: the C-17 was designed to take an MBT to anywhere in the world. The CIA listed all the airstrips in the world with a 100km radius that overlapped plus the main gun range of an Abrams, and the C-17 can fit on the smallest of them. One of the few aircraft in the world that can reverse on the ground, so they only need a strip as wide as the wheeltrack

120mm discarding sabot round, coming through a wall near YOU.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:20, closed)

MBT?
Multiple Bear Transport?
(KipperMinge has been watching out for the penguins since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:05, closed)