QOTW Answer
Before I die, I need to become a Question of the Week Master!

QOTW on Front Page - CHECK
QOTW Winner - CHECK
QOTW On the newsletter - PENDING

Nearly there. Hurry up Rob, get me on the newsletter then my life is complete!
(Miggyman, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:55, 8 replies)

Hmm, almost all three for me.
I came second.
Newslettered once for QOTW, twice for other things.
Had my subject chosen for QOTW (don't bother, it was shit).

I've searched for Kaol's graded scale of QOTW awesomeness but can't find it. I think I'm a level 2. Of course, he was a level 1.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:29, closed)

My advice is know your audience.
I'll not go into figures, but let's say that advice has served me well.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:54, closed)

I know of a very good way to get more attention for your stories.
Limit your paragraphs to one sentence each.

And write in short sentences.

So your stories are more spread out.

And take up more room on the screen.

Pushing all your competitors' stories out of the way.

Sure, they'll read like a red-top tabloid.

But that's a small price to pay for fame.

Guaranteed success or your money back.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, closed)

it's a bit sad, really
but i've managed all 3
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:03, closed)

Me too
and I wasn't really trying.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 7:13, closed)

Bah
I managed second two weeks ago, and it remains one of my proudest achievements.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:24, closed)

I have done all three
Although only had first place once, and very happy about it I was too.

[Does Smug face]
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:56, closed)

All three as well
With two first places, I think.

It makes me happier than it should.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:49, closed)