Things to do before you die
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
Rummage
through Rachelswipes underwear drawer.
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Suck it and Sea, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:22,
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I think the pandatron should only be played
in the case of actual "we're going to need more bamboo" pandering.
Not disturbing creepy stalking.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:41,
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This isn't at all creepy. Makes a change from you fucking hookers in Dubai though I guess.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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She is going to be so
TURNED ON by this, you hot chunk of burning man, you. And not in any way creeped out.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:06,
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He might really be a woman
in which case, pictures if it does happen
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:17,
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*crackle*
Ms Swipe to QOTW please
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:08,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:17,
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Monty is not going to be happy you're showing everyone this photo of him again
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:30,
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Looks a bit like Rob.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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Nonsense
See sig
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:05,
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Eeew - minger
Reminds me of the time a b3tan who turned up to a bash at teh Imperial
& started taking photos up women's skirts at the bar.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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In my defence, I was drunk
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:35,
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