Things to do before you die
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
Twins
at the same time.
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golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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At the same time?
That will really mess up your ringpiece.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:48,
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Not necessarily
they could just spit-roast him.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:01,
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Jedward fans get everywhere
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:04,
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I'm a twin
and so is my brother
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:05,
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are you the one with the penis' or with the fannies?
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wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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Next time you're having sex
Just go cross-eyed and it'll look just like identical twins.
*credit to Viz for that one
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:57,
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Totally....
would too.

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greysnowogre is yo momma., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:47,
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All yours my friend....

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:52,
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