Things to do before you die
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
I want to kick a midget in the nuts.
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:31,
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To think a man could sink so low.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 18:29,
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Low
but still funny. Midgets were put on Earth purely for amusement. I mean, look at the one with the machine gun in Total Recall.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:19,
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the white power midget in
In Bruges was pretty cool, til he had his face blown off.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:47,
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Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf?
(I think his name's Jimmy.)
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 6:07,
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great film
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Smale is stuffed, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:36,
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I take my hat off to you sir
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pseudomonkey is not a real monkey., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 3:50,
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do squirrels count as midgets?
In which case you just have to wait unti lAutumn and kick their nutty burial sites.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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