You swines!!!
As a policeman (before I get all the usual 'why aren't you out catching criminals' bollocks..IM ON MY DAY OFF!) I should report all you individuals for failing to report a crime and not assisting in the course of justice. But do you know what, I just cant be fucked. The paperwork would be a mile long!..... ;p

On a serious note, please don't ignore a crime if you see it. Even if you don't jump in to stop it, at least report it. Any information is better than nothing at all...WITNESSES, YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!.

have fun crime spotting y'all. peace out.
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:09, 4 replies)

Just so you know

in all of my dealings with the police (on the right side of the law) they have caring, supportive, hard working, considerate and generally brilliant.

Just thought you'd like to know...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:29, closed)

I think
if the Police showed more reasonable judgement to generally law-abiding folks, instead of haranguing motorists mercilessly, they would get a lot more co-operation.

My dad unfailingly mutters "Police appeal for witnesses" when he sees a near miss or an incident while driving. He's bitter because he was done for speeding at 40mph in a 30mph zone on an empty road at 3am while taking my in-labour mum to hospital. He hasn't had much time for the cops since then.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 10:30, closed)

I'd be more inclined to pitch in if I didn't think I'd...
A - get kicked to fuck or worse.
B - Get nicked for assault.
(Big D, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:19, closed)

Rimlord!?
Are you Brian Paddick?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 12:20, closed)