When I was a kid
my parents took me to the movies. Zorro, it was; I distinctly remember that. We decided to walk home, but took a wrong turn and ended up down a dark and dingy alley.

Before we knew it we were being held up at gunpoint. Pa pleaded with the gunman to not hurt his family, but when the villain made a grab for Mom's pearl necklace, well, he just flipped, and tried to stop him.

The next few seconds play out in my mind every night; a sound, like thunder, then another, and suddenly my parents are lying bleeding and dying at my feet, in a pool of crimson. The gunman had beaten a hasty retreat by then, and I was alone in the dark with the scent of death lingering, my sobbing breath catching on the cold, still air.

Our faithful butler raised me from that day, but I was pretty scarred by the incident. As I got older I realised that, even though I could do nothing about it then, if I trained myself, disciplined myself, I could begin to make a difference. To protect the innocent, and avenge my parents. But how?

Then one night, inspiration hit me! "I know! I will dress up as a bat and roam the rooftops of this fair city. That'll scare the shit out of the cunts".

What? Almost 7:30?

Time for the medication...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 19:18, 14 replies)

FUCK OFF WITH THE STUPID JOKES AND PUNS!
ALL OF YOU!


GAH!
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 20:02, closed)

*fucking click*
What was the mark of Zorro again?
Oh yeah, 6/10 from the East German judge for artistic interpretation ;o/

Best I administer more medication from the red grape.... got to KEEP UP with one's 5-A-DAY!!
*snik woop fnaar*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 20:31, closed)

Biohazard...
You're just jealous cos you ain't a night-crawling, brooding vigilante superhero with a flying mammal complex... And a taste for expensive but sleek vehicular transport.

Like me*






*in my mind...

Broods...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 20:34, closed)

Not really going off on you.
But there are some really tragic, nasty stories in here (rape, assault etc.) and then there are people doing 'wacky' stories and jokes.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 20:37, closed)

Sometimes...
you have to lighten the load.

I take your point though. I have myself posted a link to a story that just makes you wonder about the state of society.

The world's a fucked up place and no mistake. And for so many people to witness things that they shouldn't have to...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 20:44, closed)

Well I for one thought it was bloody funny...

and I'd rather read something and laugh than read something and be revulsed.

Fucking hell, I know what a bunch of cunts the human race are - I'm reminded of it every day. I like B3ta for the escapism it provides me from the arseholes in some of these posts

Thank Jeebus for DG and the B3ta faitful who help remind us that despite having to live in this craphole of a world, we can smile thorough adversity...

oh, and for alcohol
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 10:26, closed)

Hang on!
Are you allowed to click on your boyfriends/girlfriends posts. Would this not be construed as a sort of favoritism.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 11:21, closed)

Davros' Granddad...

Is NOT my boyfriend!

...


Oh, I see.

(Sorry Tourettes)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 12:53, closed)

Cheers guys...
There's room in my Batcave for all of you...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:24, closed)

BGB
I only GIVE HIM ONE for a missive I genuinely like ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:41, closed)

Tell me...
Did you ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 15:31, closed)

^ ^
All the time...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Feb 2008, 15:43, closed)

Ahh
but are you shacking up with a teenage boy, and tell everyone you know that he's your "ward"?

We know about people like you we do...
(thatguythere is wondering where he is, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 11:42, closed)

I am shacked up with a bird of sorts... (apologies for the crap 'Robin' reference)
She's called Tourette's, and she's a few replies above you...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 11:49, closed)