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Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."

Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Both 'witnessed' and 'committed'...
Every time the local MiniChavs decide to play chicken with my car, I simply put my foot down.

I once clipped one with my wing mirror doing around 70mph.

Does this make me a bad person?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:44, 17 replies)

(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:47, closed)
you should have run the f*cker over and spared your wing mirror

think of it less as 'killing a human' but more 'picking the shit out of the shallow end of the gene pool for the greater good'
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:57, closed)
Not at all
It will teach the little bastards not to do it again.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:01, closed)
Surely it's just natural selection at work.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:13, closed)
Not in the slightest
I would class that as performing a public service
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:35, closed)
It only makes you a bad person
if you didn't reverse back over him to finish the job.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:41, closed)
Although you obviously need to improve your aim. Maximum damage effectiveness would be achieved by hitting the little oik head-on.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:41, closed)
I have also clipped a nedette with my wing mirror
and to my shame, I shouted "YES!" and made appropriately triumphant gestures before realising that I shouldn't really have been so happy to have hit someone with my car.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:02, closed)
What type of car was it?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:30, closed)
It's a Laguna Sport Tourer
or 'estate' in normal language. Don't really see what difference it makes though! :-)
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:50, closed)
it's a nice car (and my definition of 'nice' usually runs counter to the norm) then striking chav pedestrians with it would be a crime as it might damage the bodywork.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:57, closed)
It was an AstraVan.

Strangely, apart from being folded in upon impact, there wasn't any damage to the mirror.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:04, closed)
I think
an Astra Van would be the ideal vehicle for this sort of behaviour. Especially an old rusty white one with paint scrapes of varying colour down the sides!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:19, closed)
I ran over
a ned's foot once cos they thought they were cool standing in my way. 'Twas a nice sight in the rear view mirror watching him hopping up and down on one foot like a total dick!

This makes you a very good person.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:52, closed)
It's a citizens duty
to accelerate towards chavs who walk in front of your car. I scattered a whole group of em once :)
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:48, closed)
Now get your Boudicea stylee whirling knife blades of death wheeltrims on order and we're in business.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 16:27, closed)
You are:

A hero :)
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 17:54, closed)

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