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Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."

Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...

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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)

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Both 'witnessed' and 'committed'...
Every time the local MiniChavs decide to play chicken with my car, I simply put my foot down.

I once clipped one with my wing mirror doing around 70mph.

Does this make me a bad person?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:44, 17 replies)

No

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:47, closed)

yes
you should have run the f*cker over and spared your wing mirror

think of it less as 'killing a human' but more 'picking the shit out of the shallow end of the gene pool for the greater good'
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:57, closed)

Not at all
It will teach the little bastards not to do it again.
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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:01, closed)

No
Surely it's just natural selection at work.
(Blue_in_Exile, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:13, closed)

Not in the slightest
I would class that as performing a public service
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:35, closed)

It only makes you a bad person
if you didn't reverse back over him to finish the job.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:41, closed)

Nope.
Although you obviously need to improve your aim. Maximum damage effectiveness would be achieved by hitting the little oik head-on.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:41, closed)

I have also clipped a nedette with my wing mirror
and to my shame, I shouted "YES!" and made appropriately triumphant gestures before realising that I shouldn't really have been so happy to have hit someone with my car.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:02, closed)

Depends
What type of car was it?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:30, closed)

It's a Laguna Sport Tourer
or 'estate' in normal language. Don't really see what difference it makes though! :-)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:50, closed)

if
it's a nice car (and my definition of 'nice' usually runs counter to the norm) then striking chav pedestrians with it would be a crime as it might damage the bodywork.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:57, closed)

Cecil:
It was an AstraVan.

Strangely, apart from being folded in upon impact, there wasn't any damage to the mirror.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:04, closed)

I think
an Astra Van would be the ideal vehicle for this sort of behaviour. Especially an old rusty white one with paint scrapes of varying colour down the sides!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:19, closed)

I ran over
a ned's foot once cos they thought they were cool standing in my way. 'Twas a nice sight in the rear view mirror watching him hopping up and down on one foot like a total dick!

This makes you a very good person.
(Scoopfoot loves lamp, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:52, closed)

It's a citizens duty
to accelerate towards chavs who walk in front of your car. I scattered a whole group of em once :)
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:48, closed)

Excellent
Now get your Boudicea stylee whirling knife blades of death wheeltrims on order and we're in business.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 16:27, closed)

No
You are:

A hero :)
(Pointless as a chavs bathroom, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 17:54, closed)

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