Another thing I do
Is look through B3ta and check the profiles of users to see if:
A) They are female.
B) They are attractive.
C) Try and guess their age (if not stated).
D) Be generally impressed by the friendships of the B3tards and think 'Would they like me?' This makes me check the calendar for any bashes near me (In Portsmouth, I'm not travelling to see people I don't know and might not like)
E) Die a little inside.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:53, 21 replies)

yes
i have been here too.

There are some ver' pretty ladies here.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:16, closed)

Oh yes
And thrice yes.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:36, closed)

There are...
...girls here?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:41, closed)

I believe so.
With lady lumps and everything.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:57, closed)

There really aren't.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:33, closed)

OI

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:40, closed)

Hmm...
Well can you post a list of those you think are worth a gander?

Whilst I'm bored at work, I'm also really lazy. So woo-hoo for the pretty ladies but boo-me for being too bone idle to look for them myself.

Have a click though, it's not something I've thought of doing and with more motivation (or your list) I might well add to the exploration of profiles.

Of course, I might not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:24, closed)

Nah,
That sounds like thoroughly hard work. Got enough of that at work at the moment.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:40, closed)

Never done that
No, nope, not at all, never.

Top tip: If you go on the Off-Topic forum they're all very nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:03, closed)

So what you're saying is:
real people find you repulsive, so you sleaze at everything on the internet in a dress?

Good work, Casanova.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:32, closed)

That's a bit of a stretch.
I get bored at work so take a look at some profiles. That is all.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:36, closed)

Careful there.
The one and only Baldmonkey comes from that way.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:35, closed)

I'm glad that QOTW is all lies.
I'd hate to think there was someone this sweaty-handedly creepy for real on b3ta.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:56, closed)

b3ta =! dating site
you bunch of shut-ins
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:57, closed)

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
This is genuinely terrifying.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:03, closed)

Only
if you take it seriously.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:18, closed)

It's only creepy if
he starts sending out creepy Gazzes or worse - plans on stalking them.

As long as he's just doing it as a bit of harmless fun and not getting others involved, it's OK.

Creepy behaviour can usually be nipped in the bud given enough social stimulation.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:34, closed)

I am
a pretty lady.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:23, closed)

Oh yes
we know...

*rubs thighs*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:23, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/weirdos/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:27, closed)

.
"D) Be generally impressed by the friendships of the B3tards and think 'Would they like me?' This makes me check the calendar for any bashes near me (In Portsmouth, I'm not travelling to see people I don't know and might not like)"

Why not come visit the Home Sweet Home threads on QOTW OT. Don't worry, we won't bite (unless you ask us to).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:52, closed)