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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Genesis
Not old-style Genesis, but smug Phil Collins Genesis, who deserve something red-hot inserted somewhere painful, sideways.

Against my better judgment, I paid actual cash money to see the Phil Collins band at Wembley Stadium in the mid-80s. Princess Diana was there, along with most of the BMW-driving, Pringle-wearing tossers within a 200 mile radius. To say it coloured my opinion of the entire band is a bit of an understatement.

The only plus side of the whole ordeal was suffering explosive diarrhea (in a plastic bag, on The Hallowed Wembley Turf) and having to leave early.

For this reason, and many other crimes: GENESIS.

Any excuse

And the 12-inch version of the entire hideous ordeal HERE, if you're interested.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28, 4 replies)
Yep, I can agree there
Even when early Genesis were at their wankiest, they always had the one thing going on their side: At least they hadn't been taken over by Phil Collins yet.

He is just so fucking bland. Like the Eamonn Holmes of music.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:46, closed)
And on that fateful, shite-spattered day...
...the support act was Paul Young, who murdered Love Will Tear Us Apart. An act for which he has not been forgiven.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:53, closed)
Early Collins-era
was very much a continuation of the Gabriel era - A Trick of the Tail is as good a prog album as any other. A lot of the 80s stuff is shite, though*, you're right. Having said that, there are some great songs in there - Mama is just brilliant and--yes, shoot me--Invisible Touch is a great pop song.

If you want to hear a baaaaaaad Genesis album, listen to what happened when Collins left.

*Illegal Alien, Keep it Dark, most of Invisible Touch (album)
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:25, closed)
Add to that
Turn it On Again and Abacab, which sound similar, but are both fucking ace.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:24, closed)

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