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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Genesis
Not old-style Genesis, but smug Phil Collins Genesis, who deserve something red-hot inserted somewhere painful, sideways.
Against my better judgment, I paid actual cash money to see the Phil Collins band at Wembley Stadium in the mid-80s. Princess Diana was there, along with most of the BMW-driving, Pringle-wearing tossers within a 200 mile radius. To say it coloured my opinion of the entire band is a bit of an understatement.
The only plus side of the whole ordeal was suffering explosive diarrhea (in a plastic bag, on The Hallowed Wembley Turf) and having to leave early.
For this reason, and many other crimes: GENESIS.
And the 12-inch version of the entire hideous ordeal HERE, if you're interested.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28, 4 replies)
Not old-style Genesis, but smug Phil Collins Genesis, who deserve something red-hot inserted somewhere painful, sideways.
Against my better judgment, I paid actual cash money to see the Phil Collins band at Wembley Stadium in the mid-80s. Princess Diana was there, along with most of the BMW-driving, Pringle-wearing tossers within a 200 mile radius. To say it coloured my opinion of the entire band is a bit of an understatement.
The only plus side of the whole ordeal was suffering explosive diarrhea (in a plastic bag, on The Hallowed Wembley Turf) and having to leave early.
For this reason, and many other crimes: GENESIS.
And the 12-inch version of the entire hideous ordeal HERE, if you're interested.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28, 4 replies)
Yep, I can agree there
Even when early Genesis were at their wankiest, they always had the one thing going on their side: At least they hadn't been taken over by Phil Collins yet.
He is just so fucking bland. Like the Eamonn Holmes of music.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:46, closed)
Even when early Genesis were at their wankiest, they always had the one thing going on their side: At least they hadn't been taken over by Phil Collins yet.
He is just so fucking bland. Like the Eamonn Holmes of music.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:46, closed)
And on that fateful, shite-spattered day...
...the support act was Paul Young, who murdered Love Will Tear Us Apart. An act for which he has not been forgiven.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:53, closed)
...the support act was Paul Young, who murdered Love Will Tear Us Apart. An act for which he has not been forgiven.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:53, closed)
Early Collins-era
was very much a continuation of the Gabriel era - A Trick of the Tail is as good a prog album as any other. A lot of the 80s stuff is shite, though*, you're right. Having said that, there are some great songs in there - Mama is just brilliant and--yes, shoot me--Invisible Touch is a great pop song.
If you want to hear a baaaaaaad Genesis album, listen to what happened when Collins left.
*Illegal Alien, Keep it Dark, most of Invisible Touch (album)
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:25, closed)
was very much a continuation of the Gabriel era - A Trick of the Tail is as good a prog album as any other. A lot of the 80s stuff is shite, though*, you're right. Having said that, there are some great songs in there - Mama is just brilliant and--yes, shoot me--Invisible Touch is a great pop song.
If you want to hear a baaaaaaad Genesis album, listen to what happened when Collins left.
*Illegal Alien, Keep it Dark, most of Invisible Touch (album)
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:25, closed)
Add to that
Turn it On Again and Abacab, which sound similar, but are both fucking ace.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:24, closed)
Turn it On Again and Abacab, which sound similar, but are both fucking ace.
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