Clyde Frog.
During my thankfully brief drumming career, me and some guys from school had a band, and we tried real hard and rehearsed a grand total of three times before grabbing a support slot in the back room of the local underage drinking den. The climax of our triumphant three-song set was PJ Harvey's "Down By The Water" for which we drafted in a special guest vocalist. After ten minutes of murdering the song as hard as we could we finally set down out instruments and were stood around in the traditional self-congratulatory huddle when we were approached by a thirty-something member of the audience. "Wow," he said, "that last track was really avant-garde. I'm impressed!"

We had intended to do a straight cover.

That was our last gig.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)