Worst Band EverIf I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Sailor......('70s band who had chart-hits with "A Glass of Champagne" and "Girls Girls Girls" and who I was unfortunate enough to see when they were the support act for Cockney Rebel - which shows how old I am, but I digress...)
Their act seemed to consist of, "This is a song about getting drunk"... "This is a song about prostitutes"... "This is a song about the red-light district of Hamburg"... "This is a song about getting drunk, with prostitutes, in the red-light district of Hamburg"....
You get the drift?
Not only were they singularly unimaginative in their choice of subject matter, they were musically piss-poor as well.
All in all, about as entertaining as diarrhoea on a trampoline.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:05, 1 reply)
Diarrhoea on a trampolinewould actually be VERY entertaining, as long as it didn't happen to you, and you weren't close enough to get splattered, and you didn't have to clean it up afterwards, or listen to the complaining of the person who did have to clean it up.
And if you didn't mind the smell.
A long list, I know, but I'd still love to see some of that shit (literally!) on YouTube or something.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:46, closed)
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