Coldplay
Can't stand them. When I hear them I imagine a 40's something’s poncey dinner party and the host says "darling put the new album I bought you? You know the one the real hip one”, to try and show their friends how with the times they are.

Utter drivel.
(Headsbollockskuntz, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:06, 8 replies)

"darling put the new album I bought you? You know the one the real hip one”
your imagination needs a better script writer.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:12, closed)

Anyway, we all know David Cameron prefers bashment and crack house

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:14, closed)

it must do.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:15, closed)

Coldplay are appalling mind.
For my money they've held the 'music for people how don't like music' crown for at least 10 years.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:30, closed)

Coldplay do indeed suck immense amounts of unwashed cock...
...and they fucking love it.

I once worked with someone who'd gone to the same school as Chris Martin...this was 9 years ago now, and I'm still showering 5 times a day to stop feeling dirty about the tenuous association.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:24, closed)

Some describe them as the poor man's Radiohead.
I disagree.

Travis are the poor man's Radiohead. Coldplay are the poor man's Travis.

Oh, and Chris Martin is such a sanctimonious little shit. Terrible singer, awful lyricist, and complete bell end.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:29, closed)

I'm 40 something
and I know they suck a large one. I think their records are bought by the sort of people who don't really like or dislike anything but think they ought to have some sort of music collection.
(rogerzilla, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:50, closed)

You forgot
thieving bastards.

Joe Satriani, Kraftwork...and probably loads more.
(dchurch bah, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:15, closed)