Ellie Goulding
Remember that weird faced blondey bint in the Sixth Form who spent lunchtime in the Music Room pissing about with the piano tunelessly setting her shithead diary to an inconceivably like-Dido-only-worse-than-Dido set of soulless compositions which she trotted out at the End Of Term Talent Show, the one with the singing voice like a dying fawn stitched to a washing machine stuck on spin cycle?
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The one who was rumoured to have sucked off the Head Boy at that party because whe took her role as Head Girl a bit too seriously and literally?
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Remember how you and your mates thought she was a total and utter deluded joke, a cliche and fifteenth generation photocopy of a person?
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Well she's on Radio 1 all the time now and selling records.
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No I can't fucking believe it either.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:52, 1 reply)

Im going to set that to music

Lemmee see.....
Remember that weird faced blondey bint in the Sixth Form
Who spent lunch time in the music room tunelessly
setting her teenage diary to music
Like Dido, only worse.
(polar69, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 6:55, closed)