Was in a restaurant the other day where we all joined in
singing "Happy Birthday" to some random kid who had had a plate of whipped cream with a couple of sparklers stuck in brought out to him. Everyone was putting their heart and soul in to the song, until we got to his name. The whole restaurant, including his friends, went completely silent for those two beats before the final rousing crescendo and much laughter.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:37, 1 reply)

Excellent
Though I would've been tempted to make up a name. 'Stranger' most likely.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:43, closed)