I *wish* I were Charle Brooker
High praise indeed, sir :-D

I've simply just got up and had too much coffee...

/Edit - awesome name for the show. Was thinking the other day, Charlie should resurrect "TV Go Home" in Sickipedia format so we can all contribute and vote.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:39, 3 replies)

The postman got me out of bed
not literally of course. I took his key off him after last time.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:40, closed)

I've been watching
all the Screenwipe episodes on YouTube, which I recommend if you're a fan. And you can read his column on the Guardian website along with a massive archive going back several years.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 8:49, closed)

That's my day taken care of then :-)
No, no, no, must actually work today. This "working from home" lark is kinda tricky...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:12, closed)

TV Go Home, the book
has been long out of print but has just been republished - and Amazon have it on cheap too.

www.amazon.co.uk/TV-Go-Home-Charlie-Brooker/dp/0571272193/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1293789178&sr=8-1
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:53, closed)

Ah, nice!
Cheers :-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 9:55, closed)

Or the website
which has everything rather than a good selection. Though you can't read the website on the toilet unless you have a notebook. It won't work properly on a phone because he was clever enough to create each page as a image rather than a load of text that could be ripped off.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:25, closed)

Ah, yes, been there many times
My favourite's got to be "Man vs The Mindspool", a gameshow where contestants are connected to a machine which prints their thoughts on a screen, which they have to read aloud at knifepoint. Last person to go mad wins.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:06, closed)