Actually, you know the worst band ever? Really worst, EVER?

The Muppets.

The *fucking* Muppets.

Out of time, talentless furry little bastards. Every song is uplifting, cheery shit straight out of a unicorn's arse. Between their glazed eyes and fixed grins, they really must be off their tits on something.

Plus, it's all fucking mimed anyway. None of them sing, they can barely dance, but (and this is really the worst) everyone *pretends* they're singing! What the fuck is up with that? Hey! Hey! Check this out! My *sock* is singing Oasis! Fucking awesome!

Sad Kermit though, that's great stuff. I recommend that very highly.
(Gonkers Mcfoo, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:56, 5 replies)

I'm sorry, but if you're disrespecting "Halfway Up The Stairs" by Kermit's nephew...
then I'm going to have to ask you to step outside and settle this in accordance with the Marquis of Queensbury's rules.
(Cave Duck, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:11, closed)

From the poem by A.A. Milne
in his 1924 collection of poems "When We Were Very Young".

Trufax.
Not much better pedigree than that.

Halfway down the stairs
Is a stair where I sit:
There isn't any other stair quite like it.
I'm not at the bottom,
I'm not at the top:
So this is the stair where I always stop.

Halfway up the stairs
Isn't up, and isn't down.
It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town:
And all sorts of funny thoughts
Run round my head:
"It isn't really anywhere! It's somewhere else instead!"
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 23:10, closed)

All credit to Robin for having a nice cutesy baby-frog voice, but he's clearly ripping of the sterling work of A.A "Not just Pooh, you bastards" Milne, as cited by the most adroit Snappyuk.

Miming AND stealing other people's work? That's practically Milli Vanilli right there!
(Gonkers Mcfoo, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 1:31, closed)

Muppet!
I thought you were talking about Oasis for a moment! I was on the cusp of agreeing with you, but any band with a drummer as ace as Animal can't be all bad. And better than any band with Phil Collins on the kit!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:26, closed)

Yeah
I have to stick up for the muppets here.

It ain easy being green- K-Frog and flight of the bumblebee by Gonzo are timeless classics.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:05, closed)