
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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And it starts with 'So you had a bad day' and continues on with the blandest of formulaic pablum desperately attempting to sound fresh and meaningful while in reality it makes me want to fling chairs through windows. I don't know who performs it, either, but I imagine that he has questionable facial hair, wears glasses he doesn't need in order to come across as deep and tries to look as sincere as possible in photographs. All I know about this song is that EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHOP IS PLAYING IT whenever I go out, and if I ever meet the bastard responsible for it existing in the first place I am going to knock the blue fuck out of him.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 21:31, 4 replies)

... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db9FBvpx49M
and his name is Daniel Powter
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 22:27, closed)

But if you happen to have his mailing address, a large crate and several hungry, vicious dogs, I'll take those off your hands.
( , Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:27, closed)

your day is already fucked when you wake to that on the clock radio, from that point on it just goes round and round in your head. Particularly bad on morning when the traffic is bad, it then becomes a struggle not to physically injure some people.
( , Sat 1 Jan 2011, 8:52, closed)

If that happened to me, the headline would read 'Local Woman Goes on Rampage; Crap Music to Blame'.
( , Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:28, closed)
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