I don't get it
Why spend so much money on non-essential shite like a huge sound system, rims, spoilers (on a front wheel drive car, ffs), tints, decals, exhaust bores (which do fuck all), neon, interior frippery and the like - and your car is still some asthmatic piece of 1.2 litre shite?

You might think it's fast, but if I stuck an engine onto a rollerskate, technically it would be fast also.

Save your money and buy a half-way decent car for fucks sake.

./rant -off
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:25, 1 reply)

Insurance!
Although they SHOULD tell their insurance company about the fuck-off stereo and all the supposed 'performance' parts they've installed, they don't because it would put their premiums further into orbit.
The only cars they can afford to insure are asthmatic superminis with shitbox engines.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:00, closed)

That's the great thing about being 37 and living on a farm.
"What's that? You just bought new subs for your Corsa? What? Hang on, I can't hear you above all the awesome Bose 12-speaker stereo in my 7-litre 400bhp tractor that cost more than your house..."
(gordonjcp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:58, closed)