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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Bollocks to Suede, and more specifically, Brett Anderson.

Why did anyone buy their records? Who told him he had a voice worth recording?

He whines the lyrics rather than sings, sounding like a thirteen-year-old adolescent whinging and whimpering because his girlfriend has left him for someone better-looking with a bigger cock.

He also played the media with his whole "Ooh, I could be gay (but I'm definitely not), aren't I interesting?" schtick, when most people were simply trying to work out why he was such a twat.

"We're trash," he sang. No Brett, you're cunts.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:00, 2 replies)

It was actually a little more pretentious than that - I think the exact quote was, "I regard myself as a bisexual man who has never had a homosexual experience". Presumably, disappearing up one's own arse whilst being a chap doesn't count.

That said - they still sold out the o2 in December...
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:37, closed)
Aparrently, the last words Bernard Butler ever said to Brett Anderson were:
"You're a fucking cunt."

I was painfully aware of the o2 sell-out, as my sister went with her friends. She also likes Take That and A-Ha, and is old enough to know much better. I think she was adopted.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:08, closed)

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