Suede
Bollocks to Suede, and more specifically, Brett Anderson.

Why did anyone buy their records? Who told him he had a voice worth recording?

He whines the lyrics rather than sings, sounding like a thirteen-year-old adolescent whinging and whimpering because his girlfriend has left him for someone better-looking with a bigger cock.

He also played the media with his whole "Ooh, I could be gay (but I'm definitely not), aren't I interesting?" schtick, when most people were simply trying to work out why he was such a twat.

"We're trash," he sang. No Brett, you're cunts.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:00, 2 replies)

It was actually a little more pretentious than that - I think the exact quote was, "I regard myself as a bisexual man who has never had a homosexual experience". Presumably, disappearing up one's own arse whilst being a chap doesn't count.

That said - they still sold out the o2 in December...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:37, closed)

Aparrently, the last words Bernard Butler ever said to Brett Anderson were:
"You're a fucking cunt."

I was painfully aware of the o2 sell-out, as my sister went with her friends. She also likes Take That and A-Ha, and is old enough to know much better. I think she was adopted.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:08, closed)