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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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For my eternal shame I will admit that I once appeared as part of a band on a national singing competition on the TV. I don’t want to go into it too much as the situation was pretty embarrassing but let me just say that we were on the TV, got through a few preliminary stages and were voted off before the public got the chance to vote for us (Thank God).

The group I was were due to appear last out of the acts and we opted to sing something we had written ourselves as we wanted to look original and to be honest we came off pretty decent, our song went down well with the audience and we thought that we might have been in with a chance especially compared to some of the other acts. Some were way too theatrical, others a little too cheesy one of the bands had a racist entry blasting the UK and then there was the band that I now class as the worst I have seen in my entire life.

I can’t for the life of me remember the band name but they were horrid, they looked sloppy, unprepared and in my opinion the lyrics they had written may have been good with a decent bit of backing music but instead it was a musical disaster and sounded like they were playing the same sodding note over and over again.

Turns out my opinion was not the same as the judges and they, the shittest of the entries managed to get through. I now know that I am going to hell as I laughed my ass off when they failed to pick up any points at the Eurovision final- I may have forgot to mention before but they were priests. I think that the blokes voting for it to get through to the final stages must have had a thing for horses.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:19, 6 replies)
Ohhh, you cunning sod, that one got me right up to "they were priests". You can haz clickies.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:28, closed)
I don't get it
However, I'm going to click the use of the word Bazinga cos Big Bang Theory is HILARIOUS.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:35, closed)
Your knowledge of comedy is tasteful but intermittent, grasshopper
Spotting Big Bang Theory references: 10/10, v.g., gold star.

Missing Father Ted references: 0/10, disappointing, must try harder.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:41, closed)
I sadly missed out on Father Ted in my teenage years, however I have data analysis to do soon so I think now would be a really good time to watch all of it, ever, on the internet.

Do I at least get 6/10 now?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:29, closed)
very good
Had me until the fourth paragraph
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:30, closed)
I'm starting to dislike myself for lavishing praise upon you mon (imagining this said by a jamaican still amuses me)
but this is up there with your very best work.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:42, closed)

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