Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I had a pretty bad crop of nicknames at school: "Fleabag" (I was scruffy). "Commie" (I was left-of-centre). But the worst was "Killer" after I pushed a guy who bumped into a girl who banged her head on a desk and needed stitches.
It could have been worse, one of my best mates was known, for reasons that are unclear now, as "Shitman".
Ahh, schooldays, fuck 'em.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:16, Reply)
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