
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
« Go Back

who usually has some style, but for reasons best known to herself she also owns several thick tweed suits. They look a lot like they were made out of carpets. Hence my nickname for her, Carpet World.
It doesn't help that she has a handbag made out of curtains.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 17:06, Reply)
« Go Back