Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Borgy...
...after the Swedish tennis legend, due to a passing resemblence, if you squinted a bit, five years ago, and a famous night out involving a lesbian (because clearly all Swedes are studs / pornstars!).
Much better than the rest of my football team, whose nicknames were selected by a keen ProEvo player, who inputted the team into his copy of the game and then had to select similar sounding names for the commentary. Hence, my mate Russell is now known as Rozu (apparently the name of some obscure footballer).
Length? Girth? No apologies!
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 17:13, Reply)
...after the Swedish tennis legend, due to a passing resemblence, if you squinted a bit, five years ago, and a famous night out involving a lesbian (because clearly all Swedes are studs / pornstars!).
Much better than the rest of my football team, whose nicknames were selected by a keen ProEvo player, who inputted the team into his copy of the game and then had to select similar sounding names for the commentary. Hence, my mate Russell is now known as Rozu (apparently the name of some obscure footballer).
Length? Girth? No apologies!
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 17:13, Reply)
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