Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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You're the accountant - you do the mathThere was a really stupid boy in my class. REALLY stupid.
There was a donut seller who used to flog his wares in town in the afternoon after school closed.
The prices for his donuts were… 25p each or six for £1.
It was remarked upon that our class-mate was so fucking dumb he’d buy 5 donuts (at £1.25).
Hence the ‘nick’name “The 5 Donut Wizard”.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:56, Reply)
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