Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Mines shitIn primary school some older lads we were playing football with shouted out 'ere give us the ball Doug' so i passed it to him. Doug is now what im known as. Its stuck all my life, teachers used to call it me, even read out my name in the register as Doug. My ex's dad called it me. Some teacher asked my best mate to go and get Mark Oakes from this class, he looked at her blankly until somebody else piped up 'Its Doug you tit' my BEST friend didnt even know my real name.
Some other people at my school:
Elvis - Big sideburns and eyebrows
Scars - His last name was Burns, burns leaves scars...
Smag or Smeg - He wiped his bell cheese on someone once
F.B. - Short for fat bastard
Bullshit - Compulsive liar
Pope - His name was John-Paul
Skid - Skiddy duds
Weasel - looks like a ferret or weasel
Zola - Looks like Gianfranco Zola
BFA - Baby faced assassin, he pulls ALL the time
Smiler - always looked unhappy.
Kit Kat girl, or Kit Kat Chunky - allegedly stuck a kit kat up her fanny. we added the chunky when kit kat chunkies came out.
Fish - last name was salmon
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