Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Once, Twice, Ten Times A NicknameBloke at Uni called Tenners (short for Ten-Wanks) because he once admitted to trying to wank ten times a day.
Also knew a lad once who everyone called Dofer (rhymes with Gopher). No-one, even him, had any idea why. There was a song which went "Dofer's gonna sh!t his kegs" 'cause he didn't want to use the outside toilet at a scout camp.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 19:18, Reply)
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