Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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a girl started who was called Kelly Smith. We gave her a nickname which proved popular with other classes, schools, even the teachers. Probably even her parents, I don't know.
13 years on and one mild nervous breakdown later she's still referred to as Smelly Whiff.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 19:19, Reply)
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