Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Teachers are cunts!Well I shall begin by letting you in on a little known fact that my real name is Vicky.
Well, it was years ago when I was at infant school -which would make be about 6- all us little children were sat on the carpet and we were each being assigned a nickname, by the teacher, for that day. The nickname had to involve a word that rhymed with our own name, most likely with the orginal intention of teaching us about rhymes.
So everyone gets a namebadge. There's Sandy Andy, Great Kate and Sicky Vicky.
I had to walk round for an entire day with "Sicky Vicky" pinned to my chest on a piece of vibrant yellow card . . . I was not a happy little girl.
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Fluffy elephants, Thu 18 May 2006, 19:40,
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