Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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JesusI used to be known as Jesus. A group of us used to hang around a lot, and two of us were called Dan, and seeing as I had long wavy hair, wore hippy clothes and was permanently stoned it seemed to fit. Apparently someone saw me on the seafront once, with the sun behind me, and actually thought it was the second coming!
Only I then went and became a Christian. My friends were going around saying "have you heard - Jesus has become a bloody christian!"
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:37, Reply)
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