Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Canoe-HeadThere is a bloke who lives in a town not so very far from me known as canoe-head.
It derives from when one of my friends greeted him with the somewhat paraphrased quote from lord Flasheart from blackadder.
'Are you pleased to see me, or is that a canoe in your head?'
I trust I need not explain why he called him this, or why the name has stuck, the poor, inbred sod.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:39, Reply)
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