Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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In the country...When I was in Kentucky I went to a little school in, as the locals liked to say, Bumfuck Egypt. My first day on the bus going to High School I wore a shirt my little sister had given me with some Motocross racers on the front and (In that cheap lettering you used to see ads for, 'We put anything here') YAMAHA over the top. "Come-on what's yer name? YAh ma HA?" One of the local girls said.
The next morning when I stepped up on the bus the whole bunch started. "Yah muh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..."
Some of the other names I remember from there; you weren't one of them unless they had some THING to call you. Lip, Doodle, See-gar, Left handed (see that's the other kind of cigarette!), Jive Tawkin, Barn (For Barney Fife.), Cotton, Nig (for Renege.) and of course Rabbit. I don't know most of their real names.
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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Thu 18 May 2006, 22:15,
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