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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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We have 'the colonel', 'hitler', 'the cunt' who is unsuprisingly my boss.
There is also 'bogey' for his less than pleasant eating habits, 'mong' who is quite aptly named, and 'milky' who had to be sent home after hurting himself moving 4 litres of milk. Fucking Jessie.
And there's 'Pineapple Head' but she says she'll kill me if it ever gets out. Whoops.
Neither legnth nor girth. You happy?
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 23:42, Reply)
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