Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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first my own then others.My own second name is Masters. It leaves nothing at all to the imagination.
But the best. While working with a very large insurance firm, of course non disclosure agreement signed so i cant say who it is. But i can hint like fuck though, red sign, white face, annoying adverts.... yes youv got it.
Anyway while i worked there we had the in-office leader board for hilarious names. The top five being:
1: mr randy batchelor
2: mr anil chagger
3 and 4 were a joint policy, these fuckers got married!
3: mrs hiscock
4: mr mycock
5: ben dover, yes it does exist, suprisingly this guy died of 'morbid obesity'.
Think what there nicks would have been.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 0:06, Reply)
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